Obesity Epidemic? Why, What Ever Do You Mean?
Doesn't it say in the apocalypse section of Revelation that one of the Four Horsemen would be pushing a lawnmower from the cushy seat of their Hoverround? Oh, and that the Horseman was insanely obese? And wore a pretty red hat with a pretty bow? I think it said that in like Chapter 13 or something...
posted by Infused Confusion at
12:46 PM
3 Comments:
Oh, dude. Dude. Is it too hard for her to get from the Little Rascal to the riding lawn mower? Girlfriend needs her own personal crane or some schitt.
By
April, At
6:53 PM
At least it's an electric mower.
By
Anonymous, At
7:07 PM
That's pretty damn funny. But really? What's the difference between this and a riding mower?
By
Copy Editor, At
10:33 PM
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