It's Here!
It took the board months to settle on a packaging design for the OK queer aid. I'm also relieved that they decided on mint. The other options were catty, diva, and those shoes don't go with that belt, and I was all, "You guys, those aren't even flavors!" I'm glad they took my critique seriously.
The full medical benefits of the OK Queer Aid have not yet been released, but I can give you an insider's scoop! The deluxe package comes with heightened snarkiness and the ability to sense paisley through three layers of clothing. Get yours today!
posted by Infused Confusion at
9:37 AM
4 Comments:
I have a Queer-Aid emergency! What happens if a heterosexual puts one on? Because I...did, and I feel kind of, uh...well, something's not right.
Should I take it off, or put on more, or move it to a different location or what?
By
April, At
7:24 PM
...so is it a mint-flavored band-aid? I mean, all name jokes aside, just what the name of Jesus H. Tapdancing Christ is this thing supposed to be?!?!?
By
Mr. Burns, At
8:58 AM
April: That's all part of the queering process. You see, the first few uses will cause increased flaming. Spontaneous Broadway show tunes are common.
Mr. Burns: It is, in a word, perfection. How else would one address their queerage?
By
Infused Confusion, At
7:43 PM
Uh-oh. Spontaneous Broadway show tunes? I burst into "I Feel Pretty" just this morning, without even using Queer-Aid. I did spend Thursday night at Margaret Cho's show in Portland, surrounded by every gay man in Oregon. It must be contagious.
By
Copy Editor, At
1:05 PM
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