What Makes You Wrong?

Of late, I have encountered a few bumper stickers that made me chuckle, made me think, and made me irritated. One that I found particularly hilarious was:

"My Gamer Fragged Your Honor Student"

Hell yeah they did.

However, another more irritating sticker read:

"Heterosexuals. How Can 95% of the Population Be Wrong?"

This was right next to the usual "One Man, One Woman" garbage and "I'm A Biggoted Child-Raping, Cum-Guzzling Hypocrite Who Takes It Up The Ass Every Wednesday At 1:17p.m."

Okay, so I made that "One Man, One Woman" one up.

To address the heterosexual one, I don't get it. I've seen similar stickers regarding land use, political parties and the like. I don't know where this proud child-raper is getting his/er statistic, I think the percentage is closer to 6% or 7% But that's not the point, now is it?

I don't think heterosexual people are wrong, so I don't get it. Does this mean that they are all in accordance regarding the treatment of homosexuals? Does it mean they all think homosexuality is some kind of abomination? Does it mean that there are 93-94% of the population who are child-rapers?

The point isn't that people are wrong, it's that there is perhaps more than one way to love a hole. Because that's what it boils down to, doesn't it? They're somehow so afraid of being wrong, then they proclaim they are not, when no one is accusing them of it. How can it be wrong to be you? If it weren't for heterosexual activity, there would be no humanity to bitch about. Think of how boring that would be.

I would also like to point out that this kind of reasoning is a textbook logical fallacy and falls under the category of "Appeal to Authority". 93-94% of people have nothing to do with one's biggotry, and to assume they would agree with you simply because they like a different hole is absurd at best. I want to poll the entire gay population of the United States and ask them whether or not they think heterosexuality is wrong. You know what? I don't even have to. I'm going to fight fire with fire and say that they don't give a shit.

Thinking back on history, I can remember when 90% of the population was probably wrong. I could be way out of line here, but I think Nazi Germany was wrong. I think Imperialist England was wrong. I think the torture and massacre of Native Americans was wrong. So, yeah buddy. I guess you can be and are wrong. Merry Xmas.